Sunday, October 10, 2004

Quote For Today

The Simpsons Speak:

Homer: "I want to tell you about the most wonderful place in the world: Doggie heaven. In doggie heaven, there are mountains of bones, and you can't turn around without sniffing another dog's butt!"
Bart: "Is there a doggie hell?"
Homer: "Well...Of course, there couldn't be a heaven if there weren't a hell."
Bart: "Who's in there?"
Homer: "Oh, uh... Hitler's dog... and that dog Nixon had, what's his name, um, Chester..."
Lisa: "Checkers."
Homer: "Yeah! One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one! The one that mauled Timmy!"
>Jasper Speaks:

Just a little fun because the QOT is always so serious. Gotta' love Homer!

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