The Survey Speaks:
A - Available: no
A - Age: 36.11
A - Annoyance: stupid people
B - Best Friend: Kendra on earth, Jesus in Heaven
B - Beer: Not much anymore thanks
B - Birthday:October 15th ... you can still get me a ROCKIN' gift you save just $5 a day!
C - Crush: Orange
C - Car: Dodge Intrepid, Pontiac Transport, Classic '89 Lincoln Town Car
C - Candy: Makes me fat :(
D - Day or night: So used to be night now I get up when it is still dark!
D - Dream Car: ESCALADE
D - Dog Or Cat: Dog. Cats are only nice on rye bed with mayo!
E - Easiest person to talk to: Kendra and Darla
E - Eggs: I don't lay them if that is what you are asking
E - Email: email@example.com and like 87 others
F - Favorite Month: October
F - Favorite color: YEL - LOW
F - Favorite Memory: Asking Jesus to be the boss of my life. No doubt. Then maybe my first kiss as Kendra's husband
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: WORMS rock!
G - Giver or taker: I give, give, give and you just take, take, take!
G - Gum: I still have all my teeth thank you!
H - Hair Color: bald and brown
H - Height: 6' 1"
H - Happy: Happy! Joy! Joy!
I - Ice Cream: Everything But The ... Ben and Jerry's. I hardly knew ye!
I - Instrument: piano but you REALLY don't want to hear me play. Really.
I - Idol: Is the Sunday school answer Jesus? Because even if it is that's it. I dig David from the Bible too!
J - Jewelry: Only a wedding ring and a share bracelet. Kendra and Jesus represented everyday on my person!
J - Job: Teaching stupid english and doing the ministry gig in the summer!
J - Jail: You yell, "check me! Check me! I've got a gun!" in one airport when you are 14 and people NEVER let you forget it, do they?
K - Kids: 150 at school and another 100 at church
K - Kickboxing or Finger Painting: fingerpainting. Kickboxing is bad for my back
L - Longest Car Ride: Maine to Missouri or the multiple trip from Missouri to Arizona as a kid. Then I did go through 18 states when I was six in a car so that one probably wins since I went from Missouri to California to Montana back to Missouri! My folks liked to drive. It kept us ahead of the police.
L - Longest relationship: Kendra!
L - Last Kiss: Kendra tonight before dinner ... AND I LIKED IT!
M - Milk flavor: Chocolate from a plastic bag. My mission trip friends know what I mean!
M - Most missed person(s): A long list from Maine and oddly a few from Missouri even though we are not that far from them
M - Movie Last Watched: In the theater INVINCABLE. Good flick. Clean. On TV we are STILL watching First Knight in my Honor's World Lit Class. Right now Betsy and Kendra are watching Coach Carter in the other room and if I ever finish this survey I will join them!
N - Number of Siblings: 4
N - Number of Tattoos: My dear, wrinkled Aunt Gladys the Gladiator (her Wrestling name when she was SERIOUSLY a female pro-wrestler) had faded tatoos on her yucky, saggy arms. That was enough to make me just say no!
N - Name: I have many. Allie. Jasper. Bernie. J-Man. Jay. Mr. Rains. Hey You! Just pick one. I really don't care!
O - One wish: To help many people grow in Christ
O - One Phobia: I hate Heights! Fat don't bounce!
O - One regret: I have two but this is no time for true confessions!
P - Pet Peeves: Students who use the non-word "hisself" in writing and speaking. If you write it in an assignment for me, it is an automatic "0". You have no idea how many times this happens!
P - Part of your appearance you like best: I dunno. Haven't really thought about it. I used to have good hair but it moved out.
P - Part of your Personality you like best: What's not to like?
Q - Quick or Slow: Still a big boy. Mostly slow.
R - Reason to smile: Seriously too many to list. I am very blessed!
R - Reasons to cry: Thinking about the hate and pain in the world that people experience without Christ.
R - Reality TV Show: Amazing Race. But mostly, if it is reality I can watch it. Flavor of Love is so bad it's good. (THIS IS NOT AN ENDORSEMENT OF VH-1 or this program. In fact don't even try to watch it!)
S - Song Last Heard: The theme to Superman
S - Season: Fall
S - Shoe: Nike
T - Time you woke: 4:55 AM and yes, I was grumpy and fell back asleep but the stinkin' alarm keeps going off anyway!
T - Time Now: 10:19 PM
T - Time for bed: Absolutely!
U - U love someone: More than one someone. I am a loving guy!
U - Unpredictable: Can be.
V - Vegetable you hate: Brussel sprouts
V - Virgin: Been there. Done that. True Love Waits! I waited.
V - Vacation spot: Anywhere with Kendra!
W- Worst Habits: I eat. I bite my nails. I weigh everyday. I am generally obnoxious. I need to break some habits badly!
W- Where are you going to travel next: From the computer to the couch!
W- Weather right now: Nice.
X - X-Rated Porn: Porn destroys lives and kills the spirit!
Y - Year you were born: 1969 (Yes that is like FOUR decades ago!)
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow: Is my ABSOLUTTE FAVORITE COLOR. See the similar answer above!
Z - Zoo Animal: Yes, I have been mistaken for that before. Thanks for bringing up that memory!
Z - Zodiac: Is from the devil!