Friday, September 22, 2006

I am nerdier than 61% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!
Jasper Speaks:

Here are the random thoughts in my head:

-Friday night tv sucks
-Seafood buffet is yummy
-Even the teacher is getting tired of Anne Frank
-A student sounds completely dumb when she asks, "Didn't they have a cell phone in the Secret Annex" (I am not kidding about this question --- it really happened)
-Child predators should be beaten with a nail gun and a jar of lemon juice

-People keep trying to steal babies. That makes me sad.

-I love my rubber ducky
-It has been a really, really bad diet week
-Red Velvet Cake is pretty yummy!

-So are cupcakes
-I love Q-tips
-Some criminals are pretty stupid
-I wish I could play a cool instrument like a tuba or something
-Clowns are silly
-Ham and beans is not a favorite meal of Kendra's. I am not much of a fan either.
-I like sweet cornbread
-Rachel Ray is pretty cool. Does that make me a geek?

-Coffee makes me pee --- A LOT!

-God forgives us time and time again. I don't appreciate that enough.
-I miss people in Maine tonight. I love the Fosses and the Milkins. The Cawleys and the Sargents rock too.

-Aaron Chapman is pretty much my version of mini-me, so says Grace Baker at least

-I love my Honors Class. They get my jokes.
-You should never kill your father and marry your mother.

-Dogs shouldn't wear clothing
-One White Castle Cheesburger is 63 cents. That seems rather expensive to me for something that will contribute to your death by clogged arteries

-My wife is INCREDIBLY hot
-Victor that's all, just Victor

-Sometimes Jessica Simpson deserves to be farted on
-I am convinced that Tracy and Lynda are addicted to surgeries

-I am pretty convinced that watching What Not To Wear makes you a little gayer by the minute
-I need to clip my toenails and get a haircut
-Good grooming is important

-I hate it when my fingernails get dirty

-I could never be a mechanic
-The wheels on my van could have flown off at any minute. I think that is dangerous.

-It is going to cost $400 to get my van out of the shop
-I SHOULD have been a mechanic
-Moldy oranges are not to be eaten

-If Jessi dates a guy named Jesse it would be cool because then she would be Jesse's girl but weird because Jessi would be Jesse's girl

-That last statement confused me
-If the CW is the new network, does anyone know what CW stands for?

-Oooh Tyra Banks

-Sometimes blood tastes ok
-I am not a vampire

-The Kentucky Team is quite possibly one of the greatest strokes of casting genuis in Amazing Race History! Go Team Redneck!
-I like buttons
-I do not want any of Jessi's hampsters
-Getting hit in the head by a Softball Sized piece of Hail would not be fun
-Jessi is in this a lot because I just read her blog --- it inspired my random thoughts

-It is sad that all I have to do on a Friday night is blog random thoughts

Sunday, September 17, 2006

45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?:Sniar Repsaj (Suddenly I feel Hindu)
What did you do last night?:Went to our friend's house and out to eat for Kendra and our frined Annie's Birthday
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?:Some ptogram to make pictures smaller
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?:Lots of times!
Last time you swam in a pool?:Couple of weeks ago
What are you wearing?:Shirt and shorts
How many cars have you owned?:7 or 8 or maybe 10
Type of music you dislike most?:Screaming
Are you registered to vote?:Somewhere
Do you have cable?:Yes
What kind of computer do you use?:E-Machine and the one in the teacher's lounge and my office at church
Ever made a prank phone call?:Many, many times but caller ID killed all the fun
You like anyone right now?:I like lots of people.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?:I have said it before and will say it again --- FAT DON'T BOUNCE!
Furthest place you ever traveled?:New Zealand
What's your favorite comic strip?:Bloom County
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?:Uh ... yes. I am an AmeriCAN not and AmericCAN'T
Shower, morning or night?:Yes
Best movie you've seen in the past month?:Invincible, I guess
Favorite pizza toppings?:Pepporoni and extra cheese. I am so boring.
Chips or popcorn?:Popcorn. Mmmmm fresh, hot, small town carnival Kettle corn
What cell phone provider do you have?:Cingular. The fewest dropped calls. That's because they never give you a connection!
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?:huh?
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?:I was Ms. Bug Fat Guy for like 5 years running. This is a STUPID QUESTION!
Orange Juice or apple?:Orange
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?:Kendra. Betsy, and Victor
favorite chocolate bar?:Classic Hershey's with Almonds
Who is your longest friend and how long?:My sister, Darla. I met her in the hospital when I was born
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?:Labor day
Have you ever won a trophy?:I was voted "Friendliest Boy" in my senior class. Sadly, that is the only trophy I ever won.
Favorite arcade game?:Pac-Man
Ever ordered from an infomercial?:Yes and the product didn't work.
Sprite or 7-UP?:7-UP
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?:Not really. One summer when I worled at the Fox I had to wear this dumb Metrotix shirt when I wasn't the manager on duty (which wasn't often)
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?:My perscription to make my heart not beat too fast
Ever thrown up in public?:yes
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?:I have Knedra so bring on the bucks!
Do you believe in love at first sight?:Did a girl make this quiz up?
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?:Fred Flintstone
Did you have long hair as a young kid?:When I didn't get it cut. Now I just have no hair.
What message is on your voicemail machine?:A really boring one.
Where would you like to go right now?:To the end of this dumb survey
Whats the name of your pet?:Get Real Youth Group?
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?:A leather man bag with a Superman symbol on it!
What do you think about most?:Astrophysics and Kendra
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Sunday

J
asper Speaks:


It has been a relaxing day. After I took Betsy back to the dorm I got a nice nap. I have been kind of burning it from both ends the last few weeks, so it was nice to actually got a Sabbath today. Tomorrow should be a pretty easy school day. The kids are with us for only a half day so we have each class for just an hour. It is a B-Day which is normally a little less stressful anyway. I have my planning period first off, followed by my advocacy, followed by my Honor's Class who are taking a test the whole hour, and then one regular World Lit class. I hope it all flies by. I am not a huge fan of Professional Development Days and that is how we are spending the rest of the day. YUCK! We normally get an hour and a half for lunch so that is a nice trade off.

It was nice to see that Ana was not dead afterall. I was afraid there was a Bosnian Mafia hit and I had missed the news reports. Today was a great hair day for like every girl (including my BEAUTIFUL WIFE) that I saw at church. Odd. Odd that it was such a good hair day day and odd that I would notice.

I really think Global Focus could change a lot of things for the good at church. It is pretty exciting!


Amazing Race is back. It looked like it was going to be the "world religions" season but the Muslims and Buddhists were the first knocked off. I really do love this show!