Friday, May 08, 2009

Jasper Speaks:

Something light for your Friday:

IDIOT SIGHTING:

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's
take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so
I also handed her a quarter..
She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said,
'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my
request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're
sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.'
The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the clerks at MickeyD's.


IDIOT SIGHTING:

We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us
that one of our problems was that we did not have a
'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said
that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2
horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4
horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said,
'NO, it's not. Four is larger than two..'

We haven't used Sears repair since..





IDIOT SIGHTING :

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new
neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the

removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many
deer are being hit by cars out here!
I don't think this is a good place for them to cross"
From Kingman , KS




IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered
a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal
lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

From Kansas City


IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'

To which I replied, 'If it was without my
knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded,

'That's why we ask.'
Happened in Birmingham , Ala.




IDIOT SIGHTING :


The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to
cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She
asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded,

'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS




IDIOT SIGHTING:

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked
in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working
feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the
passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered
that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi


STAY ALERT!

They walk among us... and the scary part is
that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE

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